“Larry? Hey, man, I let myself in. How’s it going?”

“Wh- Bobby? Oh, man. Oh, man, it hurts so much. She was the only thing I ever loved. And she’s gone, Bobby! She’s gone!”

“Larry, Larry, shhh. It’s okay, man. It’s okay. She was a good camera, I know, but… she was only a camera. You know? Bros before photos?”

“I… I guess. But… Bobby, how can I ever take a picture again? I mean, I spend good money on accessories and bags and-”

“Larry, Larry, c’mon, man! You just need a rebounder. Here. I got you this Polaroid 7.0MP Digital Camera to get you back on your feet.”

“It… it feels so… so…”

“Yeah, it’s not anywhere near the kind of serious camera you’re used to. But it’s a summer fling, right? Get your head out of the space you’re in and back into a good space. Listen, you at this Polaroid 7.0MP Digital Camera head out, mess around, maybe make some AVIs, fill up the 16MP memory, insert a few SD memory cards, and basically have a good time. Then, come September, you’ll be ready to move on and invest time and money in an actual serious camera again.”

“Bobby, I don’t know. I don’t think I could ever-”

“Larry, buddy, this is a sure thing here. The Polaroid 7.0MP Digital Camera doesn’t say no. To ANYTHING. The company went bankrupt and it’s owned by LAWYERS, you follow me? So, hey, I’ll leave you two alone. Trust me. By next week, you’ll be your old self again.”

“Okay, well, thanks Bobby… I guess. So, Polaroid 7.0MP Digital Camera… you like… taking pictures of waterfalls? Really? You do? Wow, my old camera never liked that. Maybe this will be fun. As long as we agree, it doesn’t get serious.”

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