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Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

The clutter-free, goes-anywhere solution to adding home theater excitement to any flat panel TV: The SurroundBar 4000 IHT with its matched wireless subwoofer. How easy is it to set up? Put it on the shelf in front of your TV. Put it on the shelf just above your TV. Use the keyhole slots and easy template to mount it on the wall above or below your wall-mounted TV; it’s as lightweight and simple to hang as a picture! Put the compact wireless subwoofer anywhere you please, including inside a piece of furniture. Then, simply connect the SurroundBar to your TV with the supplied connector, connect a source or two, and plug the SurroundBar and the subwoofer into a wall outlet. No setup menus, no complex calibrations. No additional electronics needed. No rear speakers. Single-speaker high performance surround-sound, with deep musical bass, in any room, practically instantly!

  • Polk Digital Logic® technology, a proprietary DSP program, automatically calibrates and optimizes your SurroundBar for any room shape or system setup
  • On-board Dolby Digital processing: connect directly to your TV, DVD or Blu-ray player or gaming console
  • Installs anywhere easily, with the simple secure wall-mounting slots or shelf pads
  • Magnetically shielded for placement on or near any type of video monitor
  • Extruded aluminum enclosure is designed to eliminate performance-robbing cabinet resonances
  • Anti-diffraction grille and bezel design create surprisingly open, spacious imaging
  • Programmable remote control
  • Easy plug-and-play connections, and no complex setup or calibration needed. It works right out of the box
  • Compact 80 Watt subwoofer features 6 1/2-inch downward firing poly-composite Dynamic Balance® woofer, in a vented ten-by-ten enclosure
  • State-of-the-art lossless wireless technology delivers absolutely instantaneous subwoofer response

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available

Warranty: 1 Year Polk Audio

Specs

System:
Total System Power: 180 Watts
Total Frequency Response: 40Hz - 20kHz
Inputs: (1) Optical
(2) 3.5mm
SurroundBar:
Output Power: 100 Watts
Driver: 2" x 6"
Quantity: 2
Type: Polymer composite cone drivers 
Power: 20V DC, 2.5A
Dimensions: 31"(W) x 3.75"(H) x 3"(D)
Weight: 4.3 lbs
Subwoofer:
Output Power: 80 Watts
Driver: 6.5"
Quantity: 1
Type: Downward firing vented enclosure with long-throw Dynamic Balanced polymer composite driver
Power: 100V - 240V, 50Hz - 60Hz, 1A
Dimensions: 10.25"(W) x 10"(H) x 10.75"(D)
Weight: 7.8 lbs

 

In the box:

  • Polk Audio 31" SurroundBar 4000 Instant Home Theater
  • Wireless Subwoofer
  • Remote Control with Battery
  • 6' Digital Optical Cable
  • 3.5mm to 3.5mm Analog Cable (approx 80")
  • 3.5mm (female) to RCA Cable (male) (approx 7")
  • (2) Power Cords (approx 72" each)
  • Power Supply (approx 60")

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