Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation

Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak! 

Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.

Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded! 

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Features

  • The Razer BlackWidow’s mechanical key technology provides a distinctive tactile feedback in form of a light pronounced tap to your fingers giving you an entirely new feel on your keyboard. With its optimized actuation force of 50g and a reduced actuation distance of 2 mm the Razer BlackWidow’s keys allow you to actuate your commands faster than on any other standard gaming keyboard
  • Record unlimited macros on-the-fly without having to take your eye off the game and immediately change between up to 10 profiles without the hassle of going into complex driver menus. With the simple click of two buttons you initiate and end the recording and you’re all set
  • Never miss a key in the dark with backlit keys that give you the tactical edge, allowing you to launch assaults and flank your foes even under low light conditions

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Razer

Specs

  • Full mechanical keys with 50g actuation force
  • Individually backlit keys with 5 levels of lighting
  • 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time
  • Programmable keys with on-the-fly macro recording
  • Gaming mode option for deactivation of the Windows key
  • 10 customizable software profiles with on-the-fly switching
  • 5 additional macro keys
  • Gaming optimized key matrix for minimized ghosting
  • Multi-Media Controls
  • Braided cable
  • Audio-Out / Mic-In Jacks
  • USB-Passthrough
  • Dimensions: 18.70”(W) x 6.73”(H) x 0.79”(D)
  • Weight: 3.31 lbs

In the box:

  • Razer BlackWidow Ultimate Mechanical Keyboard

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 92% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 8% bought 2
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