Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • The Razer Orochi brings mobile gaming mouse standards to new heights with its small form factor and bleeding-edge technology
  • Equipped with a gaming-grade laser sensor and dual mode wired/wireless functionality
  • With built-in Bluetooth 2.0 compatibility with most laptops, the Razer Orochi offers gamers on the go hassle-free wireless convenience
  • With a wired mode option, the Razer Orochi delivers gaming grade precision, control and accuracy
  • Boasts 4000dpi 3G Laser sensor, which enables movement speeds of 5 times that of standard 800dpi optical sensors

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Razer

Specs

  • Razer Precision 3G Laser sensor
  • Tracking up to 100 inches per second
  • Ambidextrous design
  • Razer Synapse On-board Memory
  • On-The-Fly Sensitivity adjustment
  • Zero-acoustic Ultraslick mouse feet
  • Gold-plated USB connector
  • Powered by 2 AA batteries
  • Dimensions: 3.9"(L) x 2.6"(W) x 1.4"(H)

Wireless Mode:

  • Gaming optimized Bluetooth® 2.0 connectivity
  • Up to 2000DPI sensitivity
  • 125Hz polling/ 8ms response
  • Powered by 2 AA batteries
  • High performance batteries are recommended for longer battery life
  • To conserve power, switch off the Razer Orochi when not in use

Wired Mode:

  • Detachable three foot, lightweight, braided micro-USB cord
  • Up to 4000DPI sensitivity
  • 1000Hz Ultrapolling/ 1ms response

In the box:

  • Razer Orochi Gaming Mouse
  • USB Cable
  • (2) AA Batteries
  • Carry Case

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 6.119s
First Sucker:
iamchating
Last Wooter to Woot:
crashingout

Purchaser Experience

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  • 20% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 60% bought 1
  • 20% bought 2
  • 20% bought 3

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Razer Orochi Wired/Wireless Gaming Mouse
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