Fire Away
And I’m not just talking live ammo, or even crossbow bolts. According to Big Brother, even pelting them with harmless rubber bands is some sort of harassment or something. I blame Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin.
But I keep my Executive Desktop Sharp Shooter close at hand anyway. And I stay in practice with the included targets. I figure immediately after a firing is the most likely time for people to go psycho and start yelling or crying or something. And if they’ve been fired, well, they’re not my employee any more, are they? We’re just two private citizens having a little rubber-band fight. A one-sided one, probably, since my superior intelligence means I’m prepared and they’re not.
Weird thing, though, I haven’t gotten to fire anybody since I bought this thing. We’ve had plenty of people quit, but there’s no fun in that. Hey, you looking for a job? It’s long hours, and doesn’t pay much, but it’s a real fun environment.
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur
Features:
- Cleverly designed target pistol can shoot up to four rubber bands, one at a time, without reloading! Clears your mind between tasks!
- Make it even more satisfying. Tape on photos of your favorite real-life “targets”: your boss, ex-girlfriends, politicians – anyone who makes your hit list!
- Knock down all four targets to score 130 points! Compete against yourself or friends.
- Wooden base also serves as display.
- Gun is 11” in length, and target base is approximately 6” high (including targets).
- Entire kit is approximately 1 lb
In the box:
- Excalibur 543 Executive Desktop Sharp Shooter
Specs
Excalibur 543 Executive Desktop Sharp ShooterSpecs
Excalibur 543 Executive Desktop Sharp ShooterSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.553s
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