Inside the Woot Writers' weekly meeting...
"All right guys, we need to brainstorm some ideas for our upcoming main Woot write-ups. First we've got this Samsung Galaxy Tab 7" tablet. Any ideas?"
"What if, like, instead of using it as tablet, a guy is using it as a frisbee. You know, he's like 'The dual-core processor is so fast I can barely catch it!'"
"OK…Any other ideas?"
"What if somebody is like using it as a plate?"
"…Yes…?"
"Well, it sorta writes itself after that. You know he's like 'I guess this Ice Cream Sandwich is actually an operating system, not a real ice cream sandwich!'"
"All right. Good first ideas. Any others?"
"What if, like, a guy was throwing it up in the air like a pizza! And he's singing to himself in a caricatured Italian accent, like 'Mama mia! What a fine pizzaria!' Ummmm. 'The built in microSDHC slot allows for expandable storage; That's amore!"
"Sure. Anybody else?"
"I don't know why we're still brainstorming. I think that was the one. Pizza Tablet -- lock it."
"I just think that, in the interest of keeping our options open, we should come up with a few different ideas. Anybody have a concept that doesn't involve someone confusing the tablet for some other tablet-like object?"
"What if we talk about how weird it is that we're always selling tablets despite the fact that our parent company is actively pushing its own tablet as a direct competitor?"
"Pizza Tablet it is!"
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