Pretend you’re in a fancy London clothing store. Pretend you’ve spent a few thousand on the plane ticket, and a few hundred on the hotel, and a few dozen on the cab, and now you’re standing in front of the swanky tailor-to-the-Queen getting your wardrobe for the year. And after he takes your measurements, he says “Excuse me, sir, but to thank you for your business we’d like to offer you this small token of our appreciation, this money clip that has two gigs of storage and can play mp3s, just to show you’re appreciated.” You’d probably be pretty impressed, right?

Well, this refurbished Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player is perfectly designed to be the coolest money clip around. It handles music, photos and data files. There’s even a microphone, so when you get mugged, you can record the whole thing and try to use it later in court (check your local laws, that may be inadmissible). And by buying it here, you’ve saved yourself all that hypothetical money. We bring the tailor to you!

The Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player money clip also has an FM Tuner with 40 Presets, so you can enjoy A Prairie Home Companion without anyone knowing. And unlike a wallet, the Clip can handle MP3, WMA, Audible files and WAV. You’ll be able to make a playlist for every occasion. Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” for payday, when you’ve got nothing but twenties! Jay-Z’s “Hard Knock Life” for the middle of the week when you’ve got nothing but ones! Jay-Z’s “Dirt Off Your Shoulder” when you’re trying to figure out how to get that dime out of the couch! If you hadn’t noticed we’re really into Jay-Z this week.

So stop looking at today’s Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player sale as just one more desperate attempt to get these damn things out of our warehouse. Think of it as a chance to get a fashion accessory that no one but you has discovered. Everyone loves a trendsetter, you know.

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