Monkey Superiority

Monkey tech is pretty commonplace now. Isn’t it time to take things to the next level?

Maybe you were the first one with a screaming monkey. Maybe all your friends were impressed, and also in fear of your attacks from across the room. But then they read what was on the cape, and came to our site. And then they stocked up on their own screaming monkey arsenals. And now, there’s a cold war going on. A war that you can’t win. What’s the answer? Step. It. Up.

This Screaming Giant Monkey offers tactical supremacy on a broader scale. Now you can terrify the cubicle on the other side of the room and also every cubicle it passes over. It’s the same scream, the same furry impact, even the same labeled cape, but this time, it’s not some tiny personal sized monkey. This time, it’s a juggernaut.

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Features

 

Warranty: According to Woot Law, It is a punishable crime to return a monkey to Woot

Condition: New

Features:

  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Like 4 regular screaming monkeys screamed into 1
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
  • Dimensions: 28” x 6” (L x W)

In the box:

  • (1) Screaming Giant Monkey with Green Woot Cape

Specs

Screaming Giant Monkey w/Green Cape

Sales Stats

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  • 47% bought 1
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Screaming Giant Monkey w/Green Cape
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