Call of Monkey: Black Ops

Available now on consoles everywhere.

Enter the sinister world of secretive, shadowy conspiracies. Then spend the entire time in huge, epic, un-disguisable gunfights that could in no way ever be concealed. See the screen turn brown with dookie when your poo-flinging enemies hit you! Experience the extreme realism as you lean against a wall for 30 seconds to heal your multiple injuries from machine guns powerful enough to tear a man in half.

Experience up to 26 minutes of gameplay! Levels 2-30 may be purchased individually as Downloadable Content for the low low price of $19.99 each. After all, you think paying $60 gives you the right to play the full game?

Pre-order through a crappy store that right-thinking people try to avoid giving money to and we’ll throw in an added bonus DLC feature: guns! That’s right, you’ll finally be able to fight back against the waves of enemies trying to stop your character.

Look for ammunition in an affordable $25.99 download pack coming soon!

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Features

 

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Like 4 regular screaming monkeys screamed into 1
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
  • Dimensions: 28” x 6” (L x W)

In the box:

  • Screaming Giant Monkey with Black Woot Cape

Specs

Screaming Giant Monkey in Black Woot Cape with Silver Text

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 51% ≥ 25 woots

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  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

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  • 50% bought 1
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  • 34% bought 3

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Screaming Giant Monkey with Black Woot Cape
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