What do you mean you don’t use ScreenPristine?

With their patented alcohol-free no-drip cleaning solution and their non-woven, lint-free fabric, these ScreenPristine Wet/Dry Wipes make it easy to clean up a nasty laptop or tablet screen. In fact, they’re so easy and so effective, that if you don’t use them, people may grow concerned. You’ll need an excuse as to why your screen is still messy when ScreenPristine wipes are so readily available. Here are a few we’ve come up with for you:

• Tell people your screen isn’t “dirty”; it’s “earthy.” Say that you do clean it, but only once or twice a month, and when you do, you only use Tom’s Toothpaste.
• Tell people that this is a new era and we don’t just get to push our screens around anymore. Tell them that you politely ask your screen to clean itself and if it doesn’t want to, then that’s its decision.
• Tell people you’re a go-getter; if there’s not an obstacle in your way, you’re not motivated to get your work done. Having a messy screen means every day is exciting and challenging!
• Tell people you built your own screen out of fully compostable material. Therefore, you allow it to stay dirty as a means of preparing it for when it inevitably returns to the ground.

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