When there’s no more room in Hell, some corporations are in trouble.

Because it’s pretty much common knowledge that the phone company, the power company, the oil company and most of government have ties to Hell. And when those dark days come, and the demons, zombies, vampires and FDR break forth from their burning prison to tear down the world, there isn’t going to be a plug you can use to charge your other, more expensive electric drill. So what will you do when you want to hang up a picture? Wait? That’s not a word in our vocabulary, President Undead Roosevelt!

Instead, try a Skil Ergonomic Ratcheting T-Handle Set. It’s powered by the sweat of your brow, just like all good things are, and the included bits will fit almost any size screw, bolt or zombie head. Oh, didn’t you notice? One of these suckers would make a great hold-out weapon when the shotgun shells run out.

That’ll teach those no-good zombies for creating a central Federal Reserve.

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