Look, we spent the vast majority of the 1980s trying to create an impenetrable force field to keep out the Russians. If you had a project that could somehow connect to SDI, it didn't matter if it was teaching cactus plants to dance, you could get that funding! And then, somehow, the Cold War ended. And today? Today nobody talks about impenetrable force fields any more.
Which is sad, because imagine row after row of these Snow Blaster Electric Snow Throwers. Imagine a cube of Snow Blaster Electric Snow Throwers the size of Rhode Island. No, wait, the size of Maine! Imagine that just outside of every border state, facing East, West, North and South. In the event of any Red Dawn moments, we could just fire them up, and bombard the invading troops with snow before they were within 30 feet of our great nation. That's plenty of room for freedom!
It's just a shame nobody's around to give US a grant for this great idea. Ah, well. Back to the cacti.
Features
- 13-Amp electric snow thrower
- Clears a path 10 inches deep and 18 inches wide
- Launches snow up to 30 feet
- Plug it in and it's ready to go
- Discharge the snow within a 180-degree radius using the conveniently located crank
- Four-blade, rubber-tipped steel auger provides a clean surface clearing
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Snow Blaster
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Snow Blaster R56663 13-Amp 18-Inch Electric Snow Thrower
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Snow Blaster R56663 13-Amp 18-Inch Electric Snow Thrower
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 6m 11.118s
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