Okay, adorable chihuahua. If you keep trying to snuggle me I’m never going to enjoy the great outdoors.

So let’s compromise. You can stay with me, and I’ll use my SOG FastHawk Camping Set to build you a little cage. It’s easy, and simple, and then I’ll be able to get on with my relaxing weekend… which wasn’t supposed to involve you climbing up in my lap and licking my head. Down, chihuahua, down.

Okay, fine. You can stand and stare at me while I’m using the SOG FastHawk to to chop these logs and hammer them together to form the frame. That’s what a SOG FastHawk does, you know. Hammers, pierces, pries, notches, anything you might want while out in the woods, this FastHawk can handle. NO, don’t chew the end of it, are you crazy? Are you cwazy you widdle monstaw?

Fine, then, sit in my lap while I whittle these twigs down, with my SEAL specification Revolver blade. This thumb rest makes it simpler to handle the the glass-reinforced nylon keeps it strong, and razor sharp! But don’t get too close, because I don’t want you finding the surprise survival saw in the handle. It’s okay for me, I’m a human. But you’re just a dog! A tiny dog! You don’t know how to do anything but be cute!

Well, there we go. All done. Now get in there and… hey, don’t look so sad. You have to be in that cage! Otherwise you’d get in the way while I was digging with my fold-up Entrenching Tool. Don’t give me that look! This way, I can make a quick hole for a latrine or maybe a fire pit, and you don’t have to get in the way, as you try to get my undivided attention… aww! AWWWW! YOU’RE SO CUTE! I can’t lock you in a cage. C’mon out, little dog. I’ll fold up my SOG FastHawk Camping Set and we’ll drive back into town and get some treats. Yeah! Yeah we will! We will get you treats! Awww, what a good chihuahua you are, awwww.

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