I met her at a web page that I frequent
Where I sometimes buy things that I like to get
Like a headset
A Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset

The copy said “lightweight and folded” yet
I was worried about the plug that I’d find on the end of my
Headset
And what sort that I’d get
A Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset

Well, I’m not the world’s strongest Warcraft vet
But they say the sound is optimal as it can get
For a headset
Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset

It has an omni-directional microphone
So you can talk to other gamers and not feel alone
on your headset
Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset
I bet you want this headset

Well, it folds up nice and hides away
The bass is just perfect most people say
And the cable anyone can see
Isn’t even a bit like USB
It’s 6 and a half feet end to end
And the 3.5mm plug my friend
Is on the headset
The Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset
Head head head head headset

We looked on the form
We asked all our reps
We got down on our knees
We sliced up a wheel of farmstead cheese

And that’s the way that you’re buyin’ it, jack
These over-the-head Binaural ear cup black
Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset
That’s what you will all get

It’s not USB and we’re sure this time
So don’t think there’s a chance that you’ll be surprised
About these headsets
Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset
Wish I did the podcaaaaaast

Headset
Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset
Head head head head headsets

Headset
Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset
Don’t you know it’s name yet

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