Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation

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Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.

Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded! 

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Features

 

With the Swann Wireless Home Alarm System protecting your home, apartment or small business has never been so easy and affordable. The pack contains all you need for a complete wireless DIY alarm system. Simply connect the Anti-Intrusion Siren to the Keypad Control Panel via the included cable and connect to power. Then position the wireless battery powered PIR (Passive Infra-Red) motion sensors and window / doorway sensors and you're protected.

The Swann Wireless Home Alarm System comes with 2 remote controls for arming and disarming the alarm with ease or simply enter your selected passcode into the control unit keypad knowing the 30-second arming delay will allow you to exit and enter without triggering the alarm. If you are broken into the Swann Wireless Home Alarm System will emit an ear piercing 110db+ siren. For additional security, place the included 8 window stickers in full view to send a strong message to potential burglars.

Deterrence is the best defense
By positioning the 8 Window Stickers in visible locations around your property you send a strong message to potential burglars & greatly decrease the chances of being broken into

Bad news for intruders
If you are broken into you have the protection from 2 Window/Doorway Sensors & 2 PIR Motion Sensors to trigger an audible Anti-Intrusion Siren, capable of delivering a deafening 110 decibels

Easy to install & operate
Simply connect the Anti-Intrusion Siren to the Keypad Control Panel via the included cable, and power the Control Panel using the adapter in the pack. The sensors are totally wireless and run on 3 x AAA batteries (not included)

No false alarms, no hassles
The alarm system has a 30 second arming delay so you won't trigger the siren when you leave and you can use the remote controls to disarm the alarm on your return. The PIR sensors won't be triggered unless a moving object of significant size is detected

Complete peace of mind at an affordable price
Have the satisfaction of protecting your property, safeguarding your loved ones & deterring thieves with no ongoing monitoring fees. Perfect for homes, apartments & small businesses

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Swann

Specs

Keypad Alarm Control Unit:
Power Requirements: 9V DC (adapter included)
Wireless Frequency: 433 MHz
Sensitivity: > -110 dB
Siren Volume: > 110 dB
Alarm Duration: 0 to 20 minutes
Operating Temperature: 14 to 104° F (-10 to 40° C)
Remote Controls:
Battery Requirements: (2) 27A (12V DC) included
Power Consumption (Standby): 0 mA
Power Consumption (Operating): < 10 mA
Transmission Frequency: 433 MHz
Transmission Range: Up to 262 feet (80m) line of sight
Typical Transmission Range: 65 feet (20m)
Operating Temperature: 14 to 104° F (-10 to 40° C)
Alarm PIR Motion Sensors:
Detection Range > 16 feet (5m) (open area)
Typical Detection Range 16 to 50 feet (5 to 15m)
Power Consumption (Standby) < 0.1 mA
Power Consumption (Operating) < 8 mA
Transmission Frequency 433 MHz
Transmission Range Up to 262 feet (80m) line of sight
Typical Transmission Range 65 feet (20m)
Operating Temperature 14 to 104° F (-10 to 40° C)
Window/Door Protection Sensors:
Battery Requirements (3) LR44 button cells (6V DC) included
Power Consumption (Standby) < 10 mA
Power Consumption (Operating) < 15 mA
Transmission Frequency 433 MHz
Transmission Range Up to 262 feet (80m) line of sight
Typical Transmission Range 65 feet (20m)
Operating Temperature 14 to 104° F (-10 to 40° C)

 

In the box:

  • Swann SW347-WA2 Home Wireless Alarm System
    • Keypad Alarm Control Unit
    • (2) Keypad Remote Control Units
    • (2) Alarm PIR Motion Sensors
    • (2) Window/Door Protection Sensors
    • Loud Anti-Intrusion Alarm
    • (8) Window Theft Deterrent Stickers
    • Operating Instructions

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