IMPORTANT NOTE: this is NOT just a shirt. It's a shirt and some Shirt.Woot goodies, some of which you can't find anywhere else but in these Bags of Shirt Crap.

Hey! These will ship a little later than usual, since we have to build them out individually by size. Be patient and trust in the Crap Gods.

Also: These do not count toward your one-Crap-a-week limit. If you've already purchased a BOC today, you're free to buy this one as well. 

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v4.0

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.

II. Thou shalt probably expect not to even get a Bag o’ Crap at all. We only have enough for about 10% of the people who want them. Thou art probably in that other 90%.

III. Thou shalt notice that “crap” is right there in the title. Thou shalt not complain when it turns out we were telling the truth.

IV. Thou wouldst probably be better off spending thine eight bucks on just about anything else.

V. Thou shalt be assured that Woot hath upgraded its servers and code to minimize errors and crashes. But thou shalt remind thyself that even if those servers did work perfectly, it would simply mean the BoC sold out earlier.

VI. Should thou fail in thy quest for crap, congratulations. Failure is the biggest crap of all.