Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation
Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak!
Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.
Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded!
Features
- Equipped with uNu's largest battery yet, the Enerpak Vault packs a whopping 11,000mAh. The power potential carried by a fully charged vault can completely power any tablet (including the iPad) and re-charge any smartphone up to 6x
- Combining astounding power with industry-leading technology, the Enerpak Vault boasts a plethora of benefits. Designed with two USB ports for charging multiple devices, an LED battery capacity status indicator, and state-of-the-art battery circuitry to ensure optimal efficiency, the Vault is the only battery for providing massive amounts of high-powered, reliable energy
- Made to increase productivity, the Enerpak Vault comes equipped with two different USB ports which can power devices simultaneously. The first, capable of charging at 2.1A is perfect for charging larger devices, including tablets, quickly and reliably. The second USB port is made for charging almost any phone or small electronic device to ensure on-the-go readiness
- Using a lithium polymer compound in the Enerpak Vault allows for a longer-lasting, highly-efficient, safer, and more eco-friendly battery. Also, the Enerpak Vault, using newly created battery technology and circuitry grants better throughput and power conversion than traditional USB batteries
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Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year uNu
Specs
- Material: ABS Plastic
- Capacity: 11000mAh Input: 5V / 1A
- Output: 5V / 1A (USB)
- Life Cycle: >500 cycles
In the box:
- uNu PB-01-11000BS Enerpak Vault Dual Port 11000mAh Battery Pack
- microUSB Cable
- Quick Start Guide
Specs
- Material: ABS Plastic
- Capacity: 11000mAh Input: 5V / 1A
- Output: 5V / 1A (USB)
- Life Cycle: >500 cycles
In the box:
- uNu PB-01-11000BS Enerpak Vault Dual Port 11000mAh Battery Pack
- microUSB Cable
- Quick Start Guide
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