There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything this Vizio does!

The picture seems clear, almost supernaturally clear.

Don't worry! There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this! You're just experiencing the Vizio's full 1080p High Definition resolution, which gives you over 2 million pixels, not to mention the 100,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio which delivers deeper blacks and brighter whites through contrast and dimension!

It seems to be using very little energy. In fact, it's almost like it's not even there, like it's A GHOST!

Well, hold on now! Let's not get hysterical here. There's a perfectly good explanation for this, as well. ECO HD™ is built to use as little energy as possible, thus helping you save money.

There's a strange ghostly figure on the screen.

Aha! I can see how that'd be scary, but once again, there's really a perfectly reasonable explanation for it. You've probably just turned the television on to some sort of horror movie.

My cable isn't plugged in. Also, the figure just spoke to me in a whisper and used my name.

Wow, that is really strange. But, seriously, don't be frightened. Like everything else, I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. Maybe one of your friends recorded something and is playing a prank on you?

The figure said you'd say that.

Wait, it knows about me?

Yes. It knows a lot about you.

Well... umm... that's very odd... but there's probably some reasona-

Sorry, what were you typing there? I got distracted by the figure's loud, blood-curdling screams.

Oh, that I can explain, and in a reasonable manner! The Vizio's SRS StudioSound HD™ delivers immersive surround sound, deep bass, clear dialog and level volume!

It's telling me to kill.

Let's go ahead and end it right there, before things get unreasonable, shall we?

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