Hey Jealousy

Better green with envy than green snot with a sinus infection, I always say.

"Man! Why do whole room evaporative humidifiers get to have all the fun?"

I'm sorry … was that a serious question?

"Hells yeah! How cool would it be to be able to pull in large volumes of harsh, dry air and then POOF! Humidified air."

Well, it doesn't really happen just like that. The Vornado has deep-pitched blades to help out, not to mention its signature Vortex Action.

"See! That's what I'm talking about! Why can't I have some cool super power like VORTEX ACTION? I'd be all circulating humidified air all throughout this biznatch!"

Dude, no one says biznatch anymore.

"But NOOOO. I don't have Vortex Action, so I can't provide complete and balanced humidification. The most I can do is fog up this one little patch of window with my hot breath. *HAAAAAAAAAAAAA* See! So not even fair."

Are you … are you REALLY jealous of this inanimate object?

"Hey! Don't you talk about the Evap 2 that way. It can humidify up to 600 square feet. That's, like, 599 square feet more than you or I can humidify."

I cannot argue with that.

"I know, right?"

Still, this kinda feels like that time you were jealous of that crazy guy we met on the bus.

"His name was 'The Duke McFatDaddy'! And all my parents could come up with was 'Steve'? Psssh."

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  • The Evap 2 Vornado Whole Room Evaporative Humidifier is a uniquely effective means to create a comfortable, perfectly humidified living space
  • Vornado's deep pitched blades pull large volumes of harsh, dry air through the unit and then, using Vornado’s signature Vortex Action, circulates the humidified air throughout the room, providing complete and balanced humidification
  • The Evap 2 also recovers and circulates heat off of the ceiling, helping to maintain an even room temperature, especially useful during the dry, cold winter season
  • The built-in humidistat automatically and precisely regulates humidity output or can be set to run continuously
  • The easy-to-use push button controls allow you to choose your desired humidity level, or FAN ONLY, for fan operation without humidity output
  • Three fan speed settings are available - High, Low or Auto
  • In the Auto setting, the fan will fluctuate up or down to maintain the set humidity level
  • 1 gallon capacity, 2 gallon output every 24 hours
  • Humidifies up to 600 sq. ft.
  • Uses one MD1-0001 B wick (included)

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  5 Years Vornado


Speed Settings: 3
Control Style: Electric Push Button
Watts: 46
Weight: 6.1 lbs.
Dimensions: L 8.75" x W 9.5" x H 14.1"
High Speed RPM: 2250
Low Speed RPM: 1300
Hertz: 60Hz
Volts: 120V

In the Box:

  • (1) Vornado Evap 2 Evaporative Humidifier Black

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