You don’t want power like a king. You want power like the middle manager of a small paper company.

Absolute power? Not enough perks for you! You want the kind of power that lets you get away with the occasional dirty joke or laughing at a prank your technical subordinate plays on the guy who takes his job too seriously. You’re just getting a paycheck, same as anyone else. The only power you want is about 200 watts worth, and that’s why the Whistler 200 Watt Power Inverter with Smart Surge Control is perfect for your needs.

A little laptop? Charging the iPod on the boat? Sure, that’s fine, that’s the kind of thing you’d do at a party! Woo hoo! But running, say, a washing machine? Or some big serious desktop computer? Wow, man, no way. That’s not your kinda scene. And it’s not the Whistler 200 Watt Power Inverter with Smart Surge Control’s scene either. Because that kind of power belongs career minded suits, suits without talent either, right?

The Whistler 200 Watt Power Inverter with Smart Surge Control is what you get if you’re not scared to rap along with the fire bell, but you still don’t have to answer to anyone on site. It’s the perfect amount of midrange power, and that’s how you like it. Or at least, how you like it until you finish your solo album: Guitar God or Wage Slave? It kinda mixes the best of 80s hair metal with the glory of modern glam, and spits it out with the passion of gangsta. The kind of thing that makes real suits nervous. A few more tracks and the demo’s all done!

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