“Spare some change, sir?”
“Oh, sure man. Here’s a-”
“Don’t do that, Nick.”
“What do you mean? The guy’s down and out? I’m just giving him some change.”
“He doesn’t deserve it.”
“Yes I do.”
“Yes he does. See? How can you say that? The guy’s living on the street, wrapped in a sleeping bag.”
“It’s my only possession.”
“Yeah? Well it’s some possession indeed. Nick, you might not know it, but that’s a Windom 35 Degree Sleeping Bag.”
“A what?”
“A what?”
“It’s got a relaxed mummy fit, water-resistant storage sack, YKK 2-way autolock zippers, contoured footbox, and full length draft tube. Nick, that’s like a Cadillac among sleeping bags. That sleeping bag is nicer than our apartment.”
“I would gladly trade you this thing for your apartment-”
“Hey, enough outta you, pal! I don’t appreciate you scamming me for my hard-earned pennies! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go buy my friend a drink with the money you almost conned out of me!”
“God bless you anyway, sir.”
“And Tyler wins another drink on Nick!”
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