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Hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of fun!

Games never accurately simulate the real-life situations they depict. The fate of the world does not hinge on who can send the most cannons into Yakutsk. Hippos have never been known to eat marbles, no matter how hungry. And not even the most powerful real-estate baron can buy an entire street, especially for sixty dollars.

But believe us: Woot-opoly is a 100% accurate simulation of what it's like to eat, sleep, breathe, and defecate the Woot lifestyle. From the pewter monkey to the pewter Bag of Crap, from Midnight Central to the Antechamber of Doom, it's the Woot experience distilled into a board, some pieces, some cards, and some fake money. Just don't get caught in the Server Crash!

And value? You wanna talk value? Too bad, because we're going to anyway. Like other games with which it shares some syllables, games of Woot-opoly are looooong. Each hour grinds by slower than the last as the initial burst of excitement sours into a sense of hollow disillusionment. We TOLD you it was exactly like the real Woot!

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Features

Recommended Ages: 8+ Years

  • Staying up until Midnight Central is now combined with the game that destroys families
  • Woot-Opoly recreates the joy of failing to get a Bag of Crap for 98% of people who play it
  • Will YOU be one of the lucky ones who masters the system? Probably not
  • Features traditional play or a one hour version
  • PLAY! as one of 8 Woot-themed pewter tokens including:
     - A Woot! Monkey
     - The Woot! Logo
     - A Bag of Crap
     - A 1" (diagonal length) HD Television (Tech.woot)
     - Woot! Shirt featuring the Woot! Logo (Shirt.woot)
     - Woot! Baby Bottle (Kids.woot)
     - Frying Pan featuring the Woot! Logo (Home.woot)
     - A Golf Shoe (Sport.woot)
  • BUY! Woot! properties with REAL Woot-Opoly play money... wait huh?
     - In $1, $5, $10, $50, $100 and $500 denominations
  • COLLECT! "Mortimer's Gamble" & "Monte's Largess" cards along the way
  • AVOID! the dreaded server crash to collect your $200
  • Written with 100% Genuine words from the real Woot! writing staff
  • Made in the USA

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Woot-opoly
Number of Players: 2 to 6
Box Dimensions: 20" x 10" x 1.6"
Board Dimensions: 19" x 19"
Edition: 1st(for the collecting types)
Country of Origin: USA

In the Box:

Late for the Sky - Woot-opoly Game 1st Ed.- WOOT

  • (1) Woot-opoly Game Board
  • (8) Pewter Playing Tokens
  • (12) Hotels
  • (28) Houses
  • (2) Dice
  • (22) Property Cards
  • (2) Utility Cards
  • (4) Railroad Cards
  • (14) Mortimer's Gamble Cards
  • (14) Monte's Largess Cards
  • (15) $500 Woot-opoly bills
  • (25) $100 Woot-opoly bills
  • (25) $50 Woot-opoly bills
  • (40) $20 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $10 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $5 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $1 Woot-opoly bills
  • Instructions

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.227s
First Sucker:
beothees
Last Wooter to Woot:
ecnica

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 14% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 59% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Woot-opoly Game
$14.99 Sold Out Toys & Games
$14.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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