Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

Recommended Ages: 8+ Years

  • Staying up until Midnight Central is now combined with the game that destroys families
  • Woot-Opoly recreates the joy of failing to get a Bag of Crap for 98% of people who play it
  • Will YOU be one of the lucky ones who masters the system? Probably not
  • Features traditional play or a one hour version
  • PLAY! as one of 8 Woot-themed pewter tokens including:
     - A Woot! Monkey
     - The Woot! Logo
     - A Bag of Crap
     - A 1" (diagonal length) HD Television (Tech.woot)
     - Woot! Shirt featuring the Woot! Logo (Shirt.woot)
     - Woot! Baby Bottle (Kids.woot)
     - Frying Pan featuring the Woot! Logo (Home.woot)
     - A Golf Shoe (Sport.woot)
  • BUY! Woot! properties with REAL Woot-Opoly play money... wait huh?
     - In $1, $5, $10, $50, $100 and $500 denominations
  • COLLECT! "Mortimer's Gamble" & "Monte's Largess" cards along the way
  • AVOID! the dreaded server crash to collect your $200
  • Written with 100% Genuine words from the real Woot! writing staff
  • Made in the USA

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Woot-opoly
Number of Players: 2 to 6
Box Dimensions: 20" x 10" x 1.6"
Board Dimensions: 19" x 19"
Edition: 1st(for the collecting types)
Country of Origin: USA

In the Box:

Late for the Sky - Woot-opoly Game 1st Ed.- WOOT

  • (1) Woot-opoly Game Board
  • (8) Pewter Playing Tokens
  • (12) Hotels
  • (28) Houses
  • (2) Dice
  • (22) Property Cards
  • (2) Utility Cards
  • (4) Railroad Cards
  • (14) Mortimer's Gamble Cards
  • (14) Monte's Largess Cards
  • (15) $500 Woot-opoly bills
  • (25) $100 Woot-opoly bills
  • (25) $50 Woot-opoly bills
  • (40) $20 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $10 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $5 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $1 Woot-opoly bills
  • Instructions

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.884s
First Sucker:
stco2618
Last Wooter to Woot:
daddiibanks

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 8% < 25 woots
  • 81% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

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Woots by State

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Woot-opoly Game
$14.99 Sold Out Toys & Games
$14.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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