“Hand me your character sheet.” “Oh, that isn’t ever good.”

“At the edge of the dungeon, you see… only darkness.”

“I’m going to use my elven night vision.”

“Ah! But there is a curse on the door! It affects all elves! Your vision fails to let you see… into the darkness.”

“I’m gonna use my Yukon 15003 Elf-1 Night Vision Scope.”

“Ah! But there is still a curse! And still… the darkness.”

“But my Yukon 15003 Elf-1 Night Vision Scope has a changeable objective lens that can increase distance of observation up to fifty meters in total darkness.”

“Yes, it is indeed total… the darkness.”

“But my Yukon 15003 Elf-1 Night Vision Scope lets me see in darkness.”

“But the curse prevents all things elven from looking into… the darkness.”

“It’s not elven, it’s Yukon!”

“We aren’t playing Dark Sun rules.”

“It’s not Dark Sun! Look, it works, okay?”

“I say it doesn’t work! And you get hit with a lightning bolt for 50 damage!”

“Oh, that’s real mature. Real mature.”

“Your mom’s real mature. Hey! Hey, stop hitting me!”

“I’m not! I’m just hitting in the darkness! I guess my Yukon 15003 Elf-1 Night Vision Scope can’t see what’s in the darkness so it’s not my fault I keep getting head shots!”

“You have to roll! Ow! You have to get a natural twenty to do this! Ow! Stop! Ow! Ow!”

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