Not for Eating
Whatcha got there? Breakfast?
"Um, what? No! It's a Yukon Outfitters Double Hammock."
Huh, that's a hammock? It looks like a grapefruit.
"Well, when it's in its bag, it's the size of a grapefruit."
Oh, that's what I meant. Mind if I grab a spoon and have at that?
"Yes, I actually do mind! Again, it's not a grapefruit. It's just the size of a grapefruit. It's a hammock made out of high test parachute nylon with lock stitching, and it's oversized for enjoying cool summer nights with a friend."
Wait, I don't understand. I thought 'grapefruit' was a size.
"Nope. It's a fruit."
So, you're saying I've been doing this grapefruit diet wrong?
"Oh, gosh, what have you been eating?"
Nothing. Nothing. But I should probably go. To the hospital.
Features
- When packed in its bag, this hammock is the size of a grapefruit
- High test parachute nylon with lock stitching will hold up to the roughest abuse
- Marine-grade tie down line is included with an S-hook that will allow you to swing from posts, timber and even your truck or SUV
- Max Load capacity of 350lbs
- Integrated Stuff sack sewn in so you'll never lose it
- Oversized for enjoying cool summer nights with a friend
- Perfect instant bedding for spending nights in the dog house
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Yukon Outfitters
Specs
Dimensions:
11' 6" Long x 6' 4" Wide
21 Ounces
In the box:
(1) Yukon Outfitters MG10502 Double Parachute Hammock
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- First Sucker:
- lenardhester
- Last Wooter to Woot:
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