Your Mom wants you to do well. She really does! That's why she's hoping you'll have all the great stuff in this sale when you go off (or back) to school. PS to Moms reading this sale: make your kids read the above sentence and you can take all the credit for helping them be prepared.
Yeah, it's hard to resist the temptation… but we will! Because your mom's a nice woman who deserves respect. And if you're the "Your Mom" in question, we say well done. Well done to you, Your Mom! Motherhood is hard work, and we salute you. We totally didn't mean it that time we made fun of you when we were in Junior High. It was just playin' the dozens. Nothing personal.