Death By A Thousand Cutleries

Hold on, hold on, are you using a boning knife to cut a lemon? ARE THE VANDALS AT THE GATES OF ROME? Don't you know that every knife has a purpose -- a path -- which must be strictly kept to lest the galaxy spin off its axis and veer into the empty meaninglessness of space? 

Ends on December 10 at 9AM CT

About Knifery 

"Knifery" is a word we just made up, but it's even more fun than "cutlery," don't you think?