Kingston Brass Modern Faucets

In case you've ever wondered what a fancy, modern brass faucet looks like, here ya go. Aren't they beautiful? You should buy one, or seven. Now for those of you who have ever wondered what a brass monkey is, we'll tell you. It's a cocktail consisting of a half-empty bottle of malt liquor mixed with orange juice. Do with that what you will.

Ends on August 23 at 9AM CT

About Brass Monkeys

Despite the popularity of that one Beastie Boys song, you'll be hard-pressed to find a bartender in America today who knows how to prepare a Brass Monkey cocktail. The same goes for a Pink Squirrel. Take my word for it, NO ONE knows how to make a Pink Squirrel.