Sure, you won't get this stuff in time to wear it for May the Fourth 2014 (you know because it's either today or it's passed), but you're not some bandwagon fan. You celebrate EVERY DAY like it's May the Fourth! So get to it, nerds! BUY BUY BUY!
Ends on May 7 at 12AM CT
We'll ship this out on 5/9, otherwise known as "The Emperor Ninth Back."