I've got chowder on my boot straps even though I haven't been anywhere near the dog kennel in hours. That's a random sentence. This is a random sale. Or, well, a sale of random stuff.So, wanna roll the dice?
Ends on April 28 at 12AM CT
We'll ship these out on a totally random date that we've already decided is May 6th. What do you mean that's cheating?