Randomly Random Shirt.Woot Crap!

I've got chowder on my boot straps even though I haven't been anywhere near the dog kennel in hours. That's a random sentence. This is a random sale. Or, well, a sale of random stuff.So, wanna roll the dice?

Ends on April 28 at 12AM CT

Shipping Information!

We'll ship these out on a totally random date that we've already decided is May 6th. What do you mean that's cheating?