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Vacuums Galore

Vacuums suck. Har har. But they also clean your floors so your baby doesn't have to work as a human dust mop. Infant labor is wrong. And also counterproductive since he smashes more Cheerios into the carpet than he actually gets in his mouth. So you know what doesn't suck? Advanced motor skills. Take that, baby.

Ends on August 13 at 9AM CT

About Vacuums

Ever since the invention of the vacuum, people have had difficulty spelling "vacuum." Is it two "U's" or two "C's"? And then there's the whole "I used apostrophes just now even though those letters aren't possessive" dilemma. Otherwise it would have looked like "Us" and "Cs" and that would have just been MORE confusing! I think we should just go back to calling them "sweepers" like people used to do in the olden days. Or is "sweeper" more of a regional expression, like "soda" versus "pop", rather than an age thing? Yes, I'm done now.