Your mouth is a wretched cesspool of exponentially-growing cultures of foul bacteria. You have two choices: Keep giving these single-celled vagabonds free room and board, or come down on them with the power of a thousand suns.
Ends on July 30 at 9AM CT
You know how Birdman draws his power from the sun? This is sort of like that, except instead of granting you super strength and the power of flight, you get the power of ameliorated halitosis.