“Did somebody say ‘fire’? Stand back! I’m calling in a NitroStrike!”

Um, sir, I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you’re gonna have to turn off that boombox inside the restaurant.

“No way! It’s my theme song! I can’t launch a NitroStrike without it! Now stand back and my NitroStrike Mini-Foamer Fire Extinguisher will put that fire out as quick as I can open the pull tab and squeeze the trigger!”

You can’t go into our kitchen, sir. No customers behind the counter. It’s against code.

“YOU’RE against code! The whole damn SYSTEM is against code! Lives are at stake here! Are you going to keep chattering at me about your precious policies, or are you gonna let me open a can of whoop-foam on that hellacious inferno?”

The only fire in our kitchen is under our flame-broiled Whoppers, sir.

“And yet here you sit talking while it rages out of control! The NitroStrike Mini-Foamer is an effective, safe, easy-to-use fire extinguisher that controls flames much better than dry-chemical fire extinguishers, and I STILL can’t come back into the kitchen to put out that fire? I’m starting to think you WANT the fire to keep burning!”

That’s kind of the idea with a stove, yes. Now if you don’t turn off that stereo, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. It’s disturbing the other patrons.

“Or I could just TURN IT UP LOUDER! HOW’S THIS? C’MON, SING ALONG: ‘THE FINAL COUNTDOOOWN DI-DUH DI-DIIIIH-’ C’MON, DON’T TELL ME YOU DON’T LIKE ASIA!”

That song is by Europe, sir.

“COMMON MISTAKE!”

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