All Stone, No Blarney
What? You don’t have any brothers. Your Mom always has plenty of potato chips around the house. And you don’t even like to go into an underground parking garage, let alone some mine.
“And me just ten-years-old and all! Evil days, them was! A’course that was back when the Ballyknocknaclough Soapstone Pit was the only job a lad like me could get ‘round these parts. Soapstone country, this was. The soapstone dust in the air, I swear ye couldn’t see to the end of your clay pipe! Lot of blood, sweat, and phlegm all so some fancy Orangemen could keep their cool drinks cool and their hot drinks hot, I’ll tell ye that.”
Uh, Brendan? You grew up right here in Wichita. I was there, remember?
“Oh, and the Sisters at the school, they loved their whiskey stones as well. Saints preserve ye if ye ran afoul of Sister Mary Maria Marie if her drink had gotten watered-down. Put her in a foul temper, I can tell ye. Take President Kennedy’s name in vain when her Tullamore Dew had got weak and she’d give you thirty whacks across the knuckle with a cabbage. I can still remember it hanging there on the wall, that cabbage…”
What are you talking about? We both went to Hadley Middle. There weren’t any nuns there.
“We had a set of our own whiskey stones, but in them days there was just the one refrigerator in the whole village. Right in the village square for us all to use, under the statue of Shane MacGowan. Alas, the village square was three hours away from our house by donkey cart, so we took ours neat as often as not.”
OK, next time I’ll know better than to let you drink Irish whiskey.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year SPARQ USA
Condition: New
Features:
- 100% natural soapstone rocks are used to chill (or heat) your low-volume drinks without dilution
- Retains temperature out of the freezer (or microwave) for 1 hour or more
- Tumbling process wears down the edges, meaning they won’t scratch your glass
- Never wear out or lose their ability to chill (or heat) your drinks
- Non-porous, odorless and tasteless
- Will not react to household cleaners
- Chill (or warm) and enjoy a perfectly balanced spirit
- Recycled soapstone from factory excess
- FDA approved GRAS (Generally Regarded As Safe)
Specifications | |
Dimensions: | (9) Standard Size Stones: approx 7/8” cubed each |
Weight: | 0.50 lbs |
Material: | 100% Natural Soapstone |
How to Use
- Keep Cold Drinks Cold:
- Place stones in freezer for 2 hours or more
- When ready, add 3-4 standard size stones per drink and enjoy
- To clean, rinse with warm water - Keep Hot Drinks Hot:
- Place (2) stones in the microwave for no more than 30 seconds
- Add the stones to your drink and enjoy
- To clean, rinse with warm water
Care
- NOT recommended for use in a cocktail shaker
- NOT recommended in a delicate wine glass (eg. Riedel)
- Work best in small volume drinks (2-3 ounces)
- Not meant for high volume drinks unless you use a large number of rocks to sufficiently chill your drink
- To clean, simply rinse in water and air dry before storing in freezer or drawer
- Soapstone is non-reactive to common household cleaners
General Warning: DO NOT handle or make direct skin contact with stones warmer than room temperature. DO NOT let children handle stones or put them in their mouth.
In the box:
- (1) SPARQ USA Whiskey Stones – Set of 9
Specs
SPARQ USA Soapstone Ice Rocks 7/8” CubedSpecs
SPARQ USA Soapstone Ice Rocks 7/8” CubedSales Stats
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