Use this: if you believe that third time's the charm.
Don't use this: if you're looking for a crowd. The saying that "3 is a crowd" doesn't mean "3" and crowd are "synonyms."
Left to its own devices, this: might plan a Ro-coup and overthrow you.
This product grants its owner: the ability to put television where it belongs - on a television.
Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: opening it up and eating all the pot roast inside (assuming that you are the person who ordered the one Roku 3 that, due to a wrongly checked box, got filled with pot roast).