No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!

Why spend thousands of dollars on a college with a "campus" when you can get your Woot Technical Tech degree for a pittance? All you need is this Famous Maker computer, a Steam account, and a bag of Red Vines!

You see, unlike traditional colleges that promote "academic achievement," "critical thinking," and "being accredited," WTT focuses on the real aspects of college: Sleeping in, playing computer games, and eating whatever food can be purchased from the convenience store down the street. 

Now, this is not a top-of-the-line gaming rig, (the video card will prevent you from playing on max settings), but you're not exactly a top-of-the-line student. And just like you, this computer's motto is: "Good enough to get by just fine." 

So stop applying to fancy "real" colleges, and let Woot Technical Tech fulfill your most mundane dreams! We'll put up an application page as soon as we finish this Civ IV game...

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