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Give a man a cheeseburger and he eats for a day. Give a man a laptop and he can use it to get a job and pay for his own cheeseburgers.
We regret to inform you that this laptop is not a cheeseburger. But you could use this laptop's touch screen and internet capabilities to order yourself a cheeseburger. Then you could use it to check your bank account to make sure you can pay for that cheeseburger you ordered. And while we're on the subject of how rich-in-cheeseburgers you're about to be, would you mind sending one our way? We're kinda hungry over here.