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We're number two!
The good ol' U-S-of-A gets a lot of things right what with overwhelming military might, the American Dream, baseball, mom's apple pie, and our strategic eagle reserves, but large parts of the world are absolutely kicking our rears when it comes to post-deuce clean-up patrol. A handful of paper? Are you kidding me? Step into, or rather SIT into, the wide world of bidets. Welcome to the future. It's squeaky clean here.