Where is the love?
I have not recieved my Bigoted ostrich cockles yet so I dont know what is in it. What I do know is that when I post about it, the word "generic" or "dissapointing" will not be used. think of how long you have coveted the Big o' Cosmos? How many times you have tried and failed to get one. Not only should you love the crap you get, but share that love with the rest of us and more importantly with Woot. We are not an online shopping community. We are Wooters, by the very definition we are nerds, geeks and dorks. laughed at by our spouses. Ridiculed by the non-believers. When I first joined Woot I was drawn in by the product descriptions, but I was hooked by the forum posts from the community. The posts were the highlight of any Woot-off and especially the Big o' Cosmos posts. the first Big o' Cosmos I won in 08 had 251 pages of really funny posts. We are only at 30 pages and frankly, we are a little boring. I have not even seen one person ask if the headbands will work on a Mac. I admit that I am as to blame as anyone else but I get a pass because according to my wife, I am just not funny...at all...to anyone. So I am counting on you fellow wooters, to be funnier than me, so that I have something entertaining to read to keep me away form my job of ultimate boringnessitude. So lets get out there, post some funny crap like lolcatz, Chuck Norris quotes, and dont forget to thank the Woot gods (staff) for their awesome work in putting all this together for us.
Pay your dues, earn your bags, dont hate and remember what jack Burton says...
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." "
PS and for the love of gawd, dont forget mah buckets?