These batteries offer a superior run time, but everything has its limits.
"So … I need your help, but it's a little embarrassing."
It's cool, man. We're homies. I'd do anything for you ...
"I need you to shave my back."
Except for that.
"Oh come on! I have a date with that chick Julie tonight, and I can't go like this."
Why can't you just do it yourself?
"Because I burned out the batteries in my electric razor shaving my …"
STOP RIGHT THERE! I don't need to know. Here, I have like a bazillion AC Delco batteries. You need AA or AAA?
"AA. But seriously, man. I can't reach it myself. Can you please do it? I'll let you punch me in the junk."
Open-fisted or closed?
Ugh. Fine. Take off your shirt and let's get this over … SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND SACRED! Dude, I don't think I have enough batteries to get through all that, and these things have a long life!
"Just do what you can, alright? She's gonna be here in like 5 minutes!"
Wait. She's picking YOU up? Oh man. I don't know why you're even bothering but … there. Done.
"You totally just shaved something obscene into my back hair, didn't you?"