We promise this thing won't try to do stand up comedy while giving you the weather.
When you have some time to hang out, sure, a funny weatherman is great. But when you just want the data so you can figure out how to dress, a whole bunch of stand up comedy just gets in the way! And that's why you need your OWN weather station. Then YOU can be the wacky weatherman! Try to keep it clean before 11, okay?