Desktops are like laptops, but you can't bring them to a coffee shop.
Since this desktop isn't able to come with you to your favorite trendy coffee shop you're going to need to make some changes around your house to get that same "working from coffee shop" feeling. Step one: buy a very large and very loud espresso machine. Step two: hire a mildly disgruntled barista. Step three: have said barista steam milk at an impossibly high decibel level for the entire day.