Technology is Gross
You know when I'll buy this laptop? When it comes with an optional HAZMAT suit add-on.
Laugh all you want. Call me a "weirdo" or a "germ freak" or whatever. But I refuse to buy a laptop, especially this Asus 11.6" Touchscreen one.
Why? Because it's only one letter away from sharing its name with the most vile part of any living creature's body. And speaking of which, I've been in the bathroom with people who waltz right out of the stall and exit the bathroom without washing their hands. Right in front of me! I shudder to think what they're getting their filthy little fingers into when someone ISN'T around to witness it.
And then what do they do with that touchscreen? They touch it! They might as well just rub their bare backsides all over it while making squeaking noises. I don't know why they'd be making squeaking noises, but WHO EVEN KNOWS WHY THEY DO ANYTHING.
No thank you. Now if you don't mind, I'd like you to step back a few paces. You're fogging up my bubble with your grimy hot mouth steam.