Out with the old
This tablet is going to change everything.
4 movie clichés involving paper, rewritten for the Boogie Board Rip 9.5" LCD Writing Tablet:
1. The Tormented Inventor
Then: We see the inventor sitting at his desk scratching his head. He scribbles something onto a piece of paper, but quickly grows angry, crumples it up, and throws it into his trash can, which is overflowing with other such pieces of crumpled paper.
Now: We see the inventor sitting at his desk scratching his head. He scribbles something onto his Boogie Board Rip 9.5" LCD Writing Tablet and then deletes the file. He then turns to the camera and says, "You know how I just deleted that thing? I've done that a lot tonight."
2. The Business Baller
Then: A business man crumples up a piece of paper and shoots it into his trash bin like a basketball player, celebrating when it goes in!
Now: A business man deletes a file on his Boogie Board Rip 9.5" LCD Writing Tablet while making basketball noises like "swish" and "dribbledribbledribble." He celebrates when the file is deleted, which is sad because it's like, what else is going on in this guy's life if that's so cool to him?
3. The Class Prankster
Then: a boy with his hat on backwards folds a paper airplane and throws it at his nerdy friend to purpose of getting his attention so that the two of them can mime hilarious things back and forth.
Now: a boy with his hat on backwards throws a Boogie Board Rip 9.5" LCD Writing Tablet at his nerdy friend. It connects, breaking his friend's glasses. The boy is suspended from school. When he returns, he is required to talk to the school counselor twice a week.
4. The Phone Number
Then: A guy meets a girl. The girl writes down her number. The guy loses it and then spends the whole movie looking for it, because he knows she's his one true love.
Now: A guy meets a girl. The girl writes down her number on his Boogie Board Rip 9.5" LCD Writing Tablet. The guy saves the file and calls her the next week. They go on a second date. It's pretty, "meh." They don't talk again. Movie is over in, like, twenty minutes.