Canon EOS Rebel T3i 18MP Digital SLR

by wootbot

Pillow Talk

"Honey? Are you awake? I just want to talk about cameras."

"Hnh? Wh…what time is it?"

"It's 2:15. Were you sleeping?"

"Yes. Yes I was. I think I still kind of am. What's wrong?"

"I'm thinking about this Canon EOS Rebel T3i 18MP Digital SLR."

"What the f--- is that?"

"It's a camera for sale on this crummy deal-a-day site that used to be sort of amusing but more and more often is just the same crap you can get anywhere. Anyway, they're selling one and I'm thinking of buying it. It's 18 Megapixels."

"Uh, okay."

"Is that a lot?"

"Sure. Yes. That's plenty."

"Would it be good for my cooking blog?"

"You have a cooking blog?"

"Well, I would start one. If I had a nice camera."

"I've seen you make chili exactly twice in our entire lives together."

"I would start learning if I had a blog."

"Horse, cart."

"What does that mean?"

"It means buy the freaking camera and let me go to sleep."