The Drama Of Food
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"Sous Chef, I need a saucepan of boiling water and a frypan full of scrambled eggs!"
"And I need you to take those eggs and boiling water and make me a desert!"
"YES, CHEF! YOU MEAN A DESSERT, CHEF!"
"No, Sous Chef! I mean a desert! How are you going to win 'America's Toughest Terraforming Chef" if you can't make a simple desert in a Cuisinart Chef's Classic 3-Piece Set?"
"And after you finish that, use the 10" Non-stick Frypan to whip up a nice craggy coastline with a seasonal weather pattern, and use the 3 Quart Saucepan to begin making me a nice alfredo sauce for my caramel-and-wasabi ham tortellini!"
"THAT SOUNDS SCENIC AND DISGUSTING IN THAT ORDER, CHEF!"
"Are you trying to be funny?"
"NO, CHEF! COMING RIGHT UP, CHEF! WOULD YOU LIKE DIRECT OR INDIRECT SUNSHINE ON THE BEACH, CHEF?"