Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum

by wootbot

Little Help?

Millions of Americans are going to bed tonight without a Dyson. You can change that.

"Hey Mister, spare some change?"


"Come on."

"What? I don't have any. And you're just gonna spend it on booze."

"That's not true at all. You're making judgments based on appearance."

"Ah, jeez, fine. Here. That's all I have."

"That's it? Mister I'm trying to get enough money to get a refurbished Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum. Seventy-five cents isn't really gonna make a difference."

"Why do you want a Dyson ball vacuum?"

Why wouldn't I? Have you seen the commercials? Dyson makes some amazing stuff, man."

"But I mean, why not get food or clothing or shelter or something?"

"What can I say? We live in a capitalist society. I see it on the TV and I want one."

"You have a TV?"

"No. But I look in people's windows."

"What would you even vacuum?"

"That's none of your business, Mister. Now make with the cash."

"Do you take plastic?"