First Alert 8CH/8Cam DVR Security System

by wootbot


Haven't you always wanted to be a Big Brother?

  • This Product Grants Its Owner: Piece of mind through constant surveillance.
  • If This is Buried in a Field, What Grows in its Place: A securitree
  • Rejected Names for this Product Include: The Allseer, Stalky, Sauron
  • The One Feature We Wish This Thing Had: Sentry turret. Duh.
  • Don't Use This: to set up an elaborate camera system for some kind of voyeuristic website.