Haven't you always wanted to be a Big Brother?
- This Product Grants Its Owner: Piece of mind through constant surveillance.
- If This is Buried in a Field, What Grows in its Place: A securitree
- Rejected Names for this Product Include: The Allseer, Stalky, Sauron
- The One Feature We Wish This Thing Had: Sentry turret. Duh.
- Don't Use This: to set up an elaborate camera system for some kind of voyeuristic website.