Gelukkige verjaardag

by wootbot

Hey wooter! No free shipping on crap! We raised the price to $10 to allow for the $5 shipping. Same old crap; same old price.

Hey it’s me, the sentient and sensitive voice of your favorite E-Commerce site. They’re throwing a party for my birthday today. All my friends are here, and there are lots of exciting things happening all over my pages. But why do I feel so sad? I guess it’s because I’m a teenager now. Being thirteen, in internet years, is kind of like being 1 million years old. Remember Myspace? I do. Yeah, I’ve seen a lot in these 13 years. I guess I should probably buy some skinny jeans, and get a really regrettable haircut. After all, I am a moody teenager now...